I used to print jokes off the internet and give them to Tom to read whenever I saw him. One joke in particular really made him chuckle. His exact words were, 'That's a classic!"
Anyway I thought I'd share it with everyone:
A woman wanted to become a nun so she went to the nunnery and talked to the Mother Superior.
The Mother Superior said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every 5 years."
The woman agreed and after the first 5 years, the Mother Superior came to her and said, "You have been here 5 years. What are your two words?"
"Food cold!" the woman replied.
Five more years went by and the Mother Superior came to her again and said "What are your two words?"
"Robe dirty!" the woman exclaimed.
Another 5 years went by and the Mother Superior came to her and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said the woman.
"Well," the Mother Superior replied, "I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"
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